Business Op (A Play)

Hello.

Hi, Sir.

How are you today?

Fine. And you?

I am well. I know you will definitely take this as a deceptive meeting, because of the swindle news we hear everyday.

Isn't that terrible? Sometimes, I get emails, and I swear, they're some kind of scam or something. I mean, it's like I shouldn't believe everything I read!

It's awful, but I am on the up and up, as you can plainly see.

You have an honest face.

Are you interested in Diesel Engine Parts?

Of course.

Let me first of all inform you, I got your name from a mail directory.

Those are so useful.

Telephone communication can not be suitable enough to communicate to you at first.

Telephone's are so impersonal compared with emails.

I decided to meet you for a permission to go ahead for you have to agree with me that this is the easiest way to communicate with you.

Well, of course, I certainly permit you to go ahead for me to agree with you that it is the easiest way.

I wanted us to meet face to face to build confidence andto sign a binding agreement that will bind u together before transferring the money to any accountof your choice where the fund will be safe. Beforewe fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing andinvestments.

You sent me an email, so I know you can be trusted.

Good. I am revealing this to youwith believe in God that you will never let me down inthis business, you are the first and the only personthat I am contacting for this business, so pleasereply urgently so that I will inform you the next stepto take urgently.

I'm honoured.

Send also your private telephone andfax number including the full details of the accountto be used for the deposit.

You'll probably also need my social security number.

Yes, include that as well, too.

Certainly.

Do you enjoy Diesel Engine Parts? Nozzle, Plunger and Delivery Valve and so on?

Yes.

Excellent. Here's the deal in a nutshell. I am Barrister David Walker, a personal attorney to authority handed over to me in transfer of money of an American oil merchant For his last oil deal with my boss Pytor Illyich Tchaikovsky.

What? The famous composer? I thought he was dead.

Not really.

No? Hm.

We are a professional manufacturer of diesel engine parts.

I love diesel engine parts.

Who doesn't? Already funds have left the shore of Russia to a Vault Company.

I'm confused. Funds for diesel engine parts?

I am not prepared to tell but all the items qualities (you get my drift) are the best in the world market.

I see. Is there more to this story?

Yes. While I was “on the process”, My Boss got arrested for his Involvement in politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties: the Union of Right Forces, Led by Boris Movements, and a liberal Bloke in the social democratic party, Igor Stravinsky.

The composer? I thought he was dead.

Not exactly. He proposes a treat for President Vladimir Putin, Second Tenure Russian president.

Stravinsky does? Interesting, to say the least. I hadn't thought Stravinsky was particularly one to propose treats. Is Putin the one with the blotch on his head?

I'm afraid I can tell you no more.

Okay. What sort of treat does Stravinsky propose?

It's a surprise.

I'd like to see the look on Putin's face.

Perhaps you will, perhaps you will. And now I wish to propose something to you.

Me?

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$36M (thirty six million dollars) which I seek your Partnership in accommodating for me.

Okay.

IT IS PERFECTELY SAFE WITH NO RISK INVOLVED,AND IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO ANY ENQUIRY, AS MY PARTNERS WILL BE HANDLING THE CLAIMS DIRECTLY ON YOUR BEHALF.

Very cool, altho I'm not exactly sure what you...

You will be rewarded with 30% of The total sum for your partnership.

Ah! Excellent!

Our Fudiciary agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your check as soon as you contact him.

Neat.

your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Operation Manager Bangkok,Thailand.

You don't say! And just last week I got news that I won the lottery sponsored by Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gates of Microsoft and his associates to encourage the use of internet and computers world wide.

Such good luck!

I'm gonna get me an iPod.

Get the one you can do video with. It's awesome.

Exactly the one I want.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning informations confidential till your claims is processed and your cheque delivered to your nominated address through an approved delivery officer
appointed specially for this program.

Sounds fair.

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the Above quoted Sum and I will re-profile the funds with your full name and address, which will enable The vault Company release the sum to you, as well as the aforementioned treat posed for Putin.

Wow!! And the price is exciting!!! Re-profile away, my friend.

I personally have decided to use this Sum to relocate to Asia continent and never to be connected to any of Pytor Ilyich Tchaikovsky's compositions.

Had a bad experience with his music, eh?

My parents made me play a Sugar Plum fairy when I was a kid.

Ugh! Too cruel. What about Stravinsky's stuff?

Complete bummer. I need only say the words “Rites of Spring”.

I'm totally off the Russian stuff, too.

Well, as soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude the transaction with me, I Will provide you with the details and also send to the security company a power attorney authorizing you to claim the funds as the beneficiary to Mr. Mikhail Tchaikovsky.

Who is Mr. Mikhail Tchaikovsky?

Pyotr's brother.

He's alive, too? He must be 150 years old. What is he, night of the living dead?

Oh, nothing of the kind. No, no, far from it. He's totally cool, unlike his brother, so don't worry.

Okay.

We can supply BOSCH, DENSO, ZEXEL, DELPHI, CAT, CUMMINS, STANADYNE, LUCAS, DPA, DPC and YANMAR and so on.

Great! I'm sure you know best.

I am aware of the risks involved in this proposal, therefore I ask that you consider the factors above and keep it strictly confidential to avoid the Prussian government from confiscating the funds.

Prussians! Jeez, I didn't know there was a Prussian government anymore.

It's all very hush hush. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you need further information. Warmest Regards, sir. Thanksgiving is a great day!!

So's Veterans Day. Best regards.