In the interest of belabouring the subject, here is some information about the flarfists.
Most flarfists are7 feet tall. The exceptions are 8 feet tall.
Flarfist ability to communicate with space aliens should be noted, but whether or not they are in league with the Space Emperor, the solar system's most feared cosmic dictator, remains to be seen.
All flarfists possess an uncanny ability to fix washing machines. For some reason, however, none of them can fix dryers.
Veteran flarfists can be identified by their plumage, which they keep in their sock drawers. Neophyte flarfists have no plumage.
Flarfists enjoy teleporting themselves hither and yon, as a pastime, and as a way of getting away from “it all”.
Flarfists do not eat redwood trees.
Flarfists do not believe in snow. To become a flarfist, you must declare your disbelief in snow. In making this declaration, however, it is deemed all right to lie.
2 comments:
damn. my dryer's broken.
Are any of the flarfists former Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, or Indian Guides?
Just checking.
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