Saturday, October 23, 2004

Sirs or Madams,

I am naked in Cape Town in South Africa and the director of projecting implementation with the South Africa Department of Naked Resources.

First and foremost, I apologize using this lack of costume to reach you for a nudist business of this desuetude, but this is due to confidential body hairs and espresso booty call, especially prompt access to reposed nudity. I have declined to seek co-operation with you in the buff hereunder for the benefit of all parties animals.

Within the Department of Naked Resources where I work as Nudist Director, and with the cooperation of four attractive other top super-modular officials lacking clothes, we have in our toweling off area an overdue naked copay totaling Twenty One Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Undressed Dollars, roughly three times the worth of the attractive naked people in Southern California. We want to transfer assistant swinger party cooperation of a foreign company party or individual happy time lunch break haha to receive the salty fun on our expense account in Bahamas with our clothes left behind.

A reliable foreign undressed non-company swingers party should receive such fun. Alas, we are handicapped in the circumcision, a naked embarrassment, as the South Africa Civil Service Code of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore circumcisions, hence your importance in the whole transaction.

This amount $21.5M USD represents the balance of the total naked value executed on behalf of my unclad Department by a foreign strip poker firm. We the officials over-dressed deliberately, to our regret. Though the actual contact cost have been paid to the nudist original, leaving thunderbolts in balance to the tune of the said moment of really really needy, which we have in priceless photos. Our principals got approval to resubmit photo requests by Key-Tested Non-Pornographic Telegraphic Transfer Pleasure, or mail them to you know who. Any naked accountant will provide you flimsy excuse or diaphanous underwear, your choice. Application of oils and lotions through the Ministry of Just Us Here in South Africa for the transfer of photo rights and particular contact to you shall carry the benefit of extremely compliant.

I have the towel of my partners involved. To propose that should you be naked to assist us in the transaction, you share of the sum 20% of the total picture, while me and my colleagues receives the negatives and downloads. All miscellaneous expenses and suntan ointments are included.
Also your pubic area specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction.

Confirm whether or not you are naked in this picture.

If you are not, it will enable me to scout other talent to carry out this deal. I want to assure you that my position makes the picture. This claim possibly provides you with a very strong impression of us. Please, remember to treat this matter very confidential because we will not contort former exposure as we are still acting naked in Government Service.

Positive response should be accompanied with your last underwear so I can reach you know what, with or without you know who. I await your anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

Mr.JAMES PETER
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